Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Zombie Apocalypse Chef Salad

So the zombie's have taken over the world, and you are tired of eating canned goods. You want some fresh food. But how do you get it? It's not like you have time to grow a garden with all that running from the zombies. That's where a recipe for a zombie apocalypse chef salad comes in handy.

What You'll Need

Dandelion Greens all you have to do is go pick them
Hard Boiled Eggs any kind of eggs will do by now you should be used to scavenging for them
Onions they do grow wild so you such be able to find some somewhere
Tomatoes you should be able to use some sun dried tomatoes. And if you are lucky you might find some volunteer tomato plants somewhere.
Poultry of some kind preferably turkey by now you should know how to hunt or trap a bird. But turkey jerky could work in a worst case scenario.
Cheese this could be the tough one, but Velveeta cheese does have a long shelf life.
Bacon Bits Bacos or a package of bacon bits will do.
Salad Dressing of your choice this should be plentiful at the stores as you rummage for food since people probably won't be using that much of it.
Now, place all of these items in a bowl and you have a fine salad.
Did you know that every part of a dandelion is edible? And dandelion greens are a good source of calcium. Who would have thought?
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