Saturday, October 14, 2017

Halloween Jokes

The Halloween season is here. It is one full of parties, and of course you need something to talk about at those parties. Or you just need a joke to entertain those around you. Here are a few Halloween jokes that you can tell. Warning, some of these are real groaners.

Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9! (7 ate 9!)

Why does the Mummy keep his band aids in the refrigerator?
He wants to use them for cold cuts.

Where did the witch take her black cat when he lost his tail?
To the retail store.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare Centers

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.

What subject do witches like the best?
Spelling.

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse.

Who won the skeleton beauty conest?
No body

Why wasn't ther any food left at the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin.

Why do witches wear black capes?
Because they get too hot when they werewolf.

What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home moaners insurance.

Why didn't the skeleton go out on Halloween?
He didn't havy any "body" to go with.

So now you're prepared a few Halloween jokes. Remember everyone enjoys a joke every once and a while. Even if it is a really Halloween moaner.

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