Thursday, November 9, 2017

If I Were A Turkey

It's November. And that made me think about turkeys. And if I was a turkey what would I say to the world. And I thought to myself, maybe I would remind the world that even though I am a large bird that can feed a large group of people you can also feed a large group of people with a hog roast.

I would also remind everyone that each year the president pardons a turkey each year. And I would suggest perhaps he should pardon all turkeys this year.

Then I thought that it might be good to let the world know that modern turkey farming has changed the way my foreturkeys looked. I am much larger than he was. In fact some turkeys grow so heavy now their legs break.

But the most important thing is I'd warn the natives about the pilgrims.

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