Sunday, January 27, 2013

Guest Blogger Captain

I want to set the record straight. I did not break the last computer on purpose, but I was not upset when it did break. I simply step on the closed computer. Then when my pet human went to turn it on she was getting all bent out of shape, and she called me a named. Fat! Once again I must let the world know that I am not fat, I am big boned. And besides it was in my way! I wanted to walk across the coffee table where it was sitting. I simply stepped on it. How was I to know that it was so flimsy? They should really make those things more durable.

I was not upset when it broke, because my pet human spent less time on that stupid machine. I was able to spend more time on my humans lap. And of course she did follow my visual command to pet me.  And I have decided that computers are not really good for my pet human. I must somehow get her away from that computer so that she can spend more quality time meeting my petting needs. Does anyone have suggestions on ways to do this?
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